Wednesday, April 22, 2009

i don't slip.

Most amazing purchase of the day: 
The American Apparel Le Sac Dress, and appropriate strings. The man of questionable sexual orientation* told me that if I mastered the Le Sac dress I could conquer anything. Apparently he never got the memo that I already win at life.

Speaking of which, tonight I went to a rave for which I was not properly outfitted (ie missing ecstasy and glo sticks) left early and came home to be the third wheel. Fun was had for all. 

*note: men who work at American Apparel are a grey area on the gay/straight scale. Too trendy to be straight, but not fashionable enough to be gay. The world may never know.

2 comments:

  1. i know where i'm going tomorrow...and then i'll get boys of certain sexual orientation (read: not straight) to teach me how to master the le sac.

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  2. It's safe to assume that boys under the employ of Dov(e) Charney are gay boys with bad teeth and even worse hygiene, sans sex.

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