a letter.

Dear Jen,

After a 2 hour phone call with the NYU Housing Department I've been informed that my chances of getting on campus housing are slim to none. I think this is a sign that you need to move to New York with me and be fabulous, or as fabulous as we can afford to be. We can skimp on unnecessary things (food, water, electricity, etc) and save our minimum wage pay-checks for the essentials (designer shoes, small leather goods, blair waldorf-esque headbands) and call it the good life. If this isn't a life plan I don't know what is.

<3

muss