(Fucking) amazing 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath apartment in Williamsburg, NY, on the brink of hipster cool and one short* train ride away from the most amazing city in the world. Would prefer a sassy gay man who can dress me each morning and validate my 'indulgent' purchases. Currently live in a gypsy apartment with strippers, 6 year olds, one vegan, alter-egos, and the occasional tranny-hooker. Also have developed a mild case of turrets from said roommates and have a tendency to say things like 'bitch' and 'skank' very enthusiastically --- but I generally wouldn't take it personally. All interested parties inquire within.
*short only if you can navigate the ny subway system. If not you'll end up in New Jersey. And die.
Have you seen said "(Fucking) amazing 2 bedroom..." et al apartment? Or are you just planning your future room-coup-cum-Carrie-closet? Be real, Muss, like Tyra's weave.
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