D2U2

the bff and i have patented the following acronym: d2u2--- meaning dull, dim, and utterly unworthy. we've sadly had our fair share of encounters with these characters, and the madness needs to stop. no, really. 

in an effort to fix this (and feed into our idealistically impossible high standards) we've come up with the following quiz. answer at your own risk.

ARE YOU WORTHY:

1. what is a sonnet?

2. fill in the blank: catcher in the ___

3. who is not a real housewife; the countess, bethenny, virginia woolf? 

4. who is the host of jeopardy?

5. pick two: 'your/you're going to have to wait for me over they're/there/their.'

if you can't answer any/all of these correctly you are most definitely unworthy. you really have no reason to live.